Jimmy Saville jokes

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.