Jimmy Saville jokes

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?

Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."

Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?

Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.

Why was the egg runny?

Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.