January 6 jokes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Republicans were quick to admit however, that the 22nd Amendment was passed in a stolen election to remove FDR.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.