Jamaica jokes
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.