Jack London jokes

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!