Jack London jokes
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".