it's jokes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
Memes
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
Community
Hey guys, i ́m at the library right now, my parents think i ́m studing, but i ́m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It ́s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.
Do you guys go on this website for the jokes, or for the drama? Because I can clearly tell it's the latter. I mean, COME ON guys! You are arguing with people that have an age going from 10-16, it ́s pathetic. It doesn ́t matter what Ash is doing, its not our concern. No one helps this problem by adding onto the conversation. I ́m just not going to go onto the community tab anymore, it ́s unhealthy for me, and its unhealthy for you.