it's jokes
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Someone said to me when it was winter it[β]s time for you to βchill out.β I was like πππ
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Question: How bad is German WiFi?
Answer: It's the wurst.
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.