IOU jokes

Lottery

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I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

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  • Joystick

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    I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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