Internet Explorer jokes
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 馃グ馃グ馃グ
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
I don鈥檛 know what鈥檚 worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad鈥檚 laptop, or finding out he was in all of them.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"