Intellectual jokes
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Steven Hawking
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."