Innkeeper jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.