Innkeeper jokes

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

I didn't come into the prostitution business...

It came into me.

"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."

"It's a strip steak, sir."

"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"