Innkeeper jokes
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"