Innings jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What is baseball?
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.