Information Technology jokes

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.

There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

Where did the software developer go?

I don’t know, he ransomware!

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.