Information Technology jokes

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.

There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.