Infinite

Infinite jokes

Mathematician

    • An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."

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    • Mathematician

    • An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

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    Teacher

    • A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”

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    • Suicide

    • When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

    DNA

    • Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

    Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

    Orphan

    • The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.

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    • Chromebook

    • Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.

    Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.

    Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.

    Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.

    Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.

    Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.

    Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.

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    • Infinite memes

    Community talk

    • Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

    • The body is just a vessel, like a ship with nobody onboard drifting in the blackness of the sea. When you look up you see the stars dazzled where the stars have long passed but the light still travels, the near infinite beauty must have a creator, who embellishes the space between the heavens and the earth, in my mind, even a rock has a soul and speaks profound speech. This is the power of my Lord the Exalted, above our highest level of consciousness.

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