Infant Mortality jokes
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.