Infant Mortality jokes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how high your ceiling is.

What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?

They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

A boy and his mother survived a car crash.

The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.