Indirection jokes
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
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Community talk
I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more