Indie Jokes

One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"

"Take it easy, cats donโ€™t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."

"You donโ€™t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"

"Cats arenโ€™t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"

"Iโ€™m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"