Incoherence jokes

Tumor

  • In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

    Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

    A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

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  • Status

  • Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Depression

  • My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

    My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

    My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

    The songs: We understand you :)

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  • Incest

  • The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

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  • Perfect

  • No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

    It's just true.

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