Inadequacy jokes

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?

Because of his short cummings.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

Why do women hate having sex with midgets?

Because of their shortcomings.