Inaccuracy jokes

Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."

Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."