IgE jokes

Game

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

Age

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Memes

Workout

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Tire

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. โค๏ธ

Indian

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Game

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

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  • Bench

    Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.

    Memes

    Community

    YALL HELP SOMETIMES MY MOUTH LIKE TASTES LIKE REALLY LIKE ER KINDA LIKE DISH SOAP MIXED WITH CLEANING CHEMICALS AND SOMETIMES TASTE LIKE WEED AND NOW ON MY LIKE JAW LIKE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF MY CHIN UNDER MY JAW IDK THERES lIKE A BIG BUMP UNDER MY SKIN IG IDK BUT IT HURTS

    Gotta loe the feeling of depression feling empty and incomplete but iidk what might help complete me ik its not death but idk what in life i want no more haven't felt lke this for a long time don't guess who i am not gonn confirm nor deny all of yall know me but thas al im saying about meself i j wish i coud love others lke the way my frends love me" oh wait i barly have any friends cuz im a complete fuckup i rlly wish i was someone different ig thats it