5+ Best IgE Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Game

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

Age

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

Memes

Character

A scene from the Harry Potter movie showing Dumbledore standing above a group of seated characters, with Umbridge raising her hand. Text on the image says: "Who is the most hated character in Harry Potter?" There is an Instagram handle: "@harrypotter.vids" at the bottom.

Ppls

Hello ppls, I'm lilkitten ig.

Sugar Daddy

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

Workout

Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:

Sit-ups: 50

Push-ups: 40

Squats: 30

Do 5 sets.

Tire

What do you call a tire that is tired?

A tire, I guess. ❤️

Indian

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Memes

Client

Shorse

A white horse with a shark head is shown in the middle of the frame. Above the horse, the text reads "SHORSE". The text "When the client wants to combine options 1 and 2" is written in the top part of the image. The text "IG: @theincubentagency" is written in the bottom part of the image.

Seal

A seal is on a yellow kayak. A person is touching the seal's head. The comment says: "dont let the video fool you, seals are dangerous. i heard a group of them killed bin laden."

Sex

The image is divided into two panels. The left panel shows Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants under a large mushroom. The text reads, "When she on top and it slips out and misses on re-entry." The right panel shows the Pink Panther standing in front of a fireplace. The text reads, "When he asks you to warm up dinner."

Friend

A skeleton with pink fairy wings and a blue tutu is holding a wand and dancing. The text says, "When you're dead inside but your best friend needs emotional support:".

Kid

Nap

A photo of a young child with messy hair and a dazed expression. The text on the image says, "When you wake up from a nap and don't know what planet you're on." Below that text, it says "IG: @davie_dave".

3d

A 3D rendering of Charlie Brown with a large head and realistic features. Next to it, the original cartoon version. In the top left, the text "MIGUEL VASQUEZ 3D" appears. In the bottom right, there is the creator's instagram handle.

Harry Potter

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

Prison

The image shows a text conversation between a policeman and another person, followed by a reaction image. The policeman says, "You're going to prison for forgery." The other person responds, "*Slides him a $37 bill*. What about now?" The policeman's reaction is displayed in three frames showing him with a look of confusion and skepticism.

Pig

Trading Card

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

Question

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Community

if yall gonna be a prissy little bitch about something i didn't fucking do and tried to fucking avoid go the fuck ahead bcall i wanteed was a fucking friend and yall want to get fucking attitude when all i want to do is be fucking included in shit and have fucking friends and now that you have what you fucking want you dump me so fuck you ig

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

hi , lwk surviving ig

Another New Blach

@matt ig, idk if it's just my phone or if it's the web but when typing my keyboard is glitching crazy now for some reason. Just an FYI ig? Idk it's prolly me, I'm just saying for future ref