IE jokes

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times? He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).