IE jokes

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

Why did the little boy cross the road multiple times?

He stepped on an IED after being mutilated on a chopping block that was on fire with a table saw and multiple gallows which were infested with flaming termites with splotches of blood all over him from his eyes after they were squashed with a brick.

What's a chair's favorite snack?

Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.

What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.

WALL-E

What do birds use to check their grades?

Air-ies...

Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.

#1: What are you doing?

#2: Watching a movie.

#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Your adopted.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

iran

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."