Iconography jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You can hang the picture with one nail.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Jesus created the T-pose first.

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.