Iconography jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You can hang the picture with one nail.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

Jesus created the T-pose first.

What do depressed people use for emotions online?

They use EMOjis.