Iceland jokes

Blonde

    • A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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    • Iceland memes

    Blonde

    • There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

    The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

    The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

    The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

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    • Incest

    • The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

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    • Titanic

    • People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

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