Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
Hunt Jokes
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
