I's so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
STOP SAYING NEGATIVE SHIT ABOUT DARK HUMOUR JOKES!! IF IT BUGS YOU THAT BAD THEN GO AWAY!! THAT'LL SOLVE EVERYTHING BUT WORLD HUNGER AND FAILED ABORTION
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART! Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a Megabyte and some micro chips.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
