Human Waste jokes

Bear

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  • Baby

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    Babies can spread a nasty smell,

    especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

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  • Diarrhea

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    Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

    When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

    I said, "I shit you not."