Howe jokes
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
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What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Hi, how are you today?
How long is it?
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.