Howe jokes
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
How long are you? I
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
How do you sex?
With penis!
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How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Hi, how are you today?
How long is it?
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...