Howe jokes

A man was taking a young child into the woods.

The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."

The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

How do you sex?

With penis!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint the wall?

A: Depends how hard you throw them.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!

There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.

There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.

How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.

What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.

Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...