Howe jokes
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
How cool is NASA?
Not cool at all.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.
Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"
Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."
Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.