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How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?

Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁

A woman has been raped by a man. She calls the police, and a policeman shows up.

Woman: "Please help, officer! I have been raped!"

Officer: "No problem, ma'am, I will just unrape you."

Woman: "What? Unrape me? How?"

Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape.

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    • So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."

    How do fuck a really fat chick?

    Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

    I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"

    How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.

    A man and a child walk into a forest.

    The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."

    The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."

    A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

    The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

    How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.