Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Mooning is very astrological!