Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Horoscope Jokes
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
Mooning is very astrological!
