Zodiac Signs jokes
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Community talk
Who else thinks that zodiac signs don't choose what you're like but just say what month it is from how the stars align -.-
Zodiac time :)
♈ Aries (Ram): March 21–April 19.
♉ Taurus (Bull): April 20–May 20.
♊ Gemini (Twins): May 21–June 21.
♋ Cancer (Crab): June 22–July 22.
♌ Leo (Lion): July 23–August 22.
♍ Virgo (Virgin): August 23–September 22.
♎ Libra (Balance): September 23–October 23.
♏ Scorpius (Scorpion): October 24–November 21.
♐ Sagittarius (Archer): November 22–December 21
♑ Capricornus (Goat): December 22–January 19
♒ Aquarius (Water Bearer): January 20–February 18
♓ Pisces (Fish): February 19–March 20
Comment what zodiac sign you are
I am an aries