Zodiac Signs

Zodiac Signs Jokes

Cancer

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

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    So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

    Cancer

    When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

    You respond: "cancer."

    Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

    Cancer

    All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

    Cancer

    Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

    A) Cancer.