Zodiac Signs jokes

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?

Cancer!

What is the richest planet?

Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."

So I said, "Aquarius."

And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."