Horney jokes

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

A horse walks into a bar.

Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

Why do horses eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.