Horney jokes

Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.

Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.

Little Johnny: What are you doing?

Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.

Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.

A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".

Why do horses eat with their mouth open?

Because they have bad stable manners.

A horse walks into a bar.

Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.