Horney jokes
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.