Hoodlum jokes

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."

I groomed 2 minors today.