Hoodlum jokes
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.