Newest Home Jokes - Page 14 - Worst Jokes Ever

What is wrong with the Orphan Website? It doesn't have a home page

all orphans must be gay because they are not home o fobic

Apple created the iphone x for orphans because they dont have a home.

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.

she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

So a man goes to church is dipped in water 3 times by a Priest as he says, " From now on your name is Michael and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol. " . Soon after the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips it in the water 3 times while saying, " From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol. " .

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

Why do orphans hate plane rides?

Because there’s no home to come back to.

Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.

y r ofans bad at bassball cos thay can't hit home runs

What did the girl and the orphan have in common there parents wasn’t home

relations-

Toya went from,
"I bring her home by 8:00 sir!"
To
"Your daughter calls me daddy too."
THAN

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"

Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:

Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"