Home Base jokes
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play softball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home base is.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.