One time I was at home alone with my dawgy and I was home alone with my dawgy, and, and I was eating peanut butter, and I thought since its oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part, and my dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter up off my private part, and my private part, it got big and hard, and then peanut butter, but white came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining. And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted “What are you doing?” And then I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, “Well let me have a taste.” And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone but only one is home.
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why do people love dating orphans? Because there always home alone
what is orpans favoutie movie home alone
Why do orphans stay home alone because it don't got no parents.
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
what thing can an Orphan do beast. Stay at home alone
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
why do orphans like the move home alone?
because there home alone there selves!
What is a orphins faveriot movie. Home alone
Kids when they meet kid out of home alone be like: “at least your mom came back”
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
what an orthsn favourite movie home alone
What do you call an orphan home alone
A family reunion