Home Alone jokes
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What movie do orphans hate most?
"Home Alone."
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.