What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe, I said why do I need this she said that you every year.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
kill yourself hoes
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
