Hinduism jokes

Ghanshyam.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

what do you call a terrorist attack in india?

a wednesday.