Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Higher Jokes
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
