Higher jokes

My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.