Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
YORK HIGH SCHOOL IS THE BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap. -- He was high on my list of priorities.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.