HI jokes

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wipe his ass.