HI jokes

What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!

"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."

"Did I do that?"

Why did Mr. Peanut die?

His cane snapped!

Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

Once a boy named penis had a crush on a girl named vagina. Their teacher found out and explained not to bump into each other; as innocence, they said yes.

One day, penis found his teacher in the bed naked masturbating. The teacher wanted hardcore anal sex, but vagina found it out and went to see them. The teacher told vagina that it's normal. Penis said, "Gosh, that it's normal, I put my dildo in vagina's pussy." Then they three had a hell of a time and they all were pleasured, but after six months, they both had a child, one named dildo and another named pussy.

So, narrated, it can be told that penis had sex with vagina and her teacher normally but ended up getting a dildo and pussy.

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Hi Eric Le!

Hi Ethan!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To check in on his flat mate.

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank, has jotted that down on his notebook, he says, "Oh, I see."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.

I love myself.

Hi, how are you doing today?

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...

Hi huuuuuy.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going home and walk home and I got home.