Hey jokes

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"

"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."

"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."

Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

Literally every movie:

"I love you." "I love you, too."

My life:

My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶

Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D

Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?

Draggin' these balls across your face.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?