"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
"Hey, donโt take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. ๐ถ
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But itโs mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. ๐ค
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, itโs just another day in an American school."
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
When you see someone with a double chin thatโs sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, thatโs right, Iโm your daddy.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Hey can you PUTIN DEEZ NUTZ
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
