Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Hey Jokes
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
"Hey, donโt take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. ๐ถ
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?
Teens: NO WAY!
Vape company: But itโs mango flavored!
Teens: O OK. ๐ค
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, itโs just another day in an American school."
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
When you see someone with a double chin thatโs sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, thatโs right, Iโm your daddy.
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
