Hes jokes
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Whatβs Michael Jacksonβs favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Memes
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
My dad went to get milk from Tescoβs.
He never came back.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
What couldnβt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnβt stand up for himself.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!