Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Hes Jokes
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
I was walking down the hallway at my job when I saw a kid crying.
I asked him where his parents were, and he kept crying.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
