Hes jokes

"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.

How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.

How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.

How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He couldn’t get to home base.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."