Hes jokes

Why couldn't the pony sing a song?

He was a little horse.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?

He couldn’t get to home base.

An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?

'Cause he was a cheetah.

Why does Donald Trump love little boys?

Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

Why does the orphan do robberies?

Because he wants to be wanted.

Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.

If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?

On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)