My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Hes Jokes
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
