Hes jokes
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
Memes
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
A child, molester, and priest walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.