Hes jokes
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didnβt stand a chance against the three of us.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What couldnβt the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldnβt stand up for himself.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
My dad went to get milk from Tescoβs.
He never came back.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
So, my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said, "Usually overdose."
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!