Headscarf jokes

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?

Head & Shoulders.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.